Prolly oughtta change this into "Really Stoopid stuff I did in the past"
I also traded an 1892 Malin carbine (I forgot where I got it) for a Mossberg .22, then traded that for a Whizzer motorbike. Also traded a Walther model PP that I found behind a brick wall (obviously thrown there by some bad guy) for who knows what. Any of this stuf, if I had it today, would be worth enough to end all my financial bloooze.