My dear fellow dinosaur,
Never thought being a dinosaur was gunna be so much fun, and so unique. I recently found messages and texts folks sent me a year ago. I don't feel bad about never answering them since I always tell folks not to text me in the first place.
"May we send you a text?" No!
"Just scan the PCR code" Fat chance!
"Download the Ap" Not happening!
I have zero aps, and I've deleted everything else that I can.
Heck I usually only turn it on when I think I might hafta use it, or I'm expecting a call. I even keep it in another room. As long as I can hear it ring, that's fine. I usually don't even carry one for emergencies, unless I was driving across a desert or something, since EVERYONE else has one surgically attached to their hand, and can't wait for a chance to use it.
Took an old "deactivated" (
no SIM and Wi-Fi disabled) smart phone to church last week, after putting my bible on this "dead phone." In the middle of the service, the stupid thing started playing a commercial (video and all) loudly! That's the end on technology for me. I'm going back to my old "Flat Black Sixty-Six" for church.
I have a first generation Android at home with an audio bible on it that that I keep under my pillow. (You know, I hate to read but, turns out, I can even listen in my sleep
) The thing is too old to work as a phone with any of the new providers, but plays audio files pretty good; the rest are all junque AFAIC.
No tatts, No texts, no Aps, no phone, Dat's me. No kiddin'
Old Age
